Pity the poor schmuck (me) who usually waits until the last minute to make Valentine's Day reservations at a nice restaurant. Are you aware that they don't accept reservations at Waffle House? It's true.

If you really want to score some major points this year, take your honey to an upscale place. I'm talking cloth napkins, waiters who don't wear aprons, call you 'Sugar', or sit down at the table with you. I've put together a list of ten great places in Columbus for wonderful meals. So don't put it off!

Scali's Restaurant -- The best Italian food in town in an unpretentious but elegant room. I recommend the penne ariabiata.

The European Taverna Opa -- Greek cuisine in an old S. High mansion, a great place for quiet conversation.
Closed. Too bad.

Spain Barcelona-- Wonderful Spanish food in German Village. We truly are multi-ethnic.

The Refectory -- the Columbus standard for simple luxury, the converted church has been serving fine French dishes for over 25 years. Great wine cellar, low markup.

My Big Fat Greek Cuisina -- terrible name, wonderful food. Of this list, probably the lowest-cost option. The appetizer is to die for.

Rigsby's Cuisine Volatile -- in the Short North. Italian influences balanced with other ethnic foods to create exciting new tastes.

M -- the most upscale of the local Cameron Mitchell restaurants overlooks downtown Columbus. They serve American food with a world cuisine flare.

Hunan Lion -- a modestly priced north side restaurant that serves consistently delicious Chinese and Thai food in a comfortable setting with great service, and all at market prices. One of my personal favorites.

Handke's Cuisine -- in the Brewery District, the home of local celebrity chef Hartmut Handke. His mouth-watering V.D. menu is already posted on the web site, $58.50 per person.

L'antibes -- a tiny place in the French style, known for elegant creative food.

Don't be a Dick Tom. Call today.